I made this a long while back and I still find it hilarious. I’m so funny, you guys.
everyone around me: *dating* *getting engaged* *getting married* *having kids* *figuring out their careers* *generally having their lives put together*
me:
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The first person to explain the concept of dreaming to others must have been very relieved when they realized everyone else did it too.
monster girl character: *is designed by the creators to be smaller and more human looking than her male counterparts so that she still looks ‘‘‘sexy’’’ and ‘‘‘feminine’’’*
me:
Kids who are mature for their age are actually just too traumatized by adulthood to enjoy a childhood
